So who are you, really?
I'm a student from New York who's got nothing better to do than write.
What's with these 'muses?'
I've got a mild case of DID (dissociative identity disorder), and these three are the most frequent types of thought cycles I go through. Mulié (yellow text) represents my randy side, Masci represents the bastard in me, and Gennec embodies the part of my that sorely wishes I were evil. I do actually argue with them, and so I felt they deserved a place on my site.
Don't you have happy muses?
Yes, but they're too much like me, so I can't tell the difference between "happy muse" mode and "normal Andrew" mode. Plus, the incarnation of my happy-go-lucky spirit would probably be scarily chipper. I can't deal with that.
Enough about the muses. When are you going to put up more stories?
When I write them.
Well, stick around for more Q&A's!