I've been asked to introduce this little poseurs fiction...he's a bastard, don't know why this is my responsibility...anyway.
You know, the point is to keep people on the page...Ignore him, folks. This is basically the serious stuff. I'd put a big old PG13 sign in front of this, mostly because the characters in here sometimes swear, kill, and/or muse on the purpose of life. Kids might not get it...
That's it; you're not going to do this anymore. Folks, this is the humorous works. It can get a little odd in here, so try to enlarge your sense of humor before you click on the link.
I wouldn't go here unless you've got a really strong stomach. Or you're as weird as he is.
Stay tuned for more fiction by me!
But don't hold your breath; it doesn't make him write any faster.